The Poker Bus

Why Wong Needing Of New Monkey

Many time lately Wong being so embarrassed for must admit that no longer have special monkey at Wong’s Happy Ending. People asking at Wong, “What happening Wong? You maybe mistreat monkey and county man take away?” Some people even accuse Wong of eating monkey. That so untrue! Monkey being far very much so too valuable for dinner. This being not Indiana Jones!

Wong used have two monkey. They trained for all kind job in happy ending massage parlor and foreign car garage. One monkey even good poker player, but other one have bad tell and flinging poop when it tilting.

Wong losing then one monkey in paigow match with Gary Wong. On final hand, Wong misreading card, going all in accidental with 3c 3s 4s 5s 6s and As Kd. Wong have too many mai tai, begin thinking 3c being actually 2s, breaking up ace high flush and playing instead pair of 3s. It making Wong so very sad, especially because Gary Wong making then foolish play by split two low pair, playing 4c 4h 8h Qc Ad and 2s (so not fair!) 2h. Wong becoming then slightly spastic because Gary Wong having Wong gin card, also because if Gary knowing anything about playing of two pair, he not splitting and wong getting at least push becasue have better kicker for low hand.

Wong spend long time with cursings and thowings of things at Gary Wong, but in the end monkey gone. Wong not even get chance for the winning back of monkey, becasue as soon as hand over, it running on top of tall bookcase and flinging poop and books. Gary Wong receiving of minor concussion from being hit in headd with encyclopedia, now refuse enter anymore into his den.

Second monkey die in unfortunate accident. Wong back hurting, so decide have monkey do strut replacement job on 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse. It seeming at time like good idea because it being easy for monkey get in tight spaces, but Wong forgetting that monkey always careless with spring compressor. Wong stepping away for one minute for answer phone at desk of massage parlor, come back and monkey using air impact wrench for compressing spring. Before Wong even able yell at him, he shearing off bolt and spring flying through his head and into ceiling. You maybe ever trying for to clean monkey brains from walls? It being not very pretty. Wong insurance also not wanting cover because monkey not ASE certified mechanic. They trying also claim that Wong in violations of child labor law because monkey only four year old.

So now Wong in bad need of new monkey. It of course possible for buy baby monkey and train with all special skill it going need, like smoking of cigarette, pick pockets, operatings of machine shop equipment, and drive stick shift without the grinding of gears. But that very difficult and time consuming. Wong want instead buy slightly used monkey cheap and already trained. Anybody you knowing good place where Wong maybe purchase well trained monkey? Wong previous monkier being now out of business because get deported. This very bad for Wong because previous monkey having 10 year guarantee that no longer honored. It being also bad because Wong needing very quickly get new monkey, or going continue be only happy ending massage parlor in Possumsquash that not having one. Please you contact at Wong if you being able for to help.